Get To Know The Team
Roster cards with bite.
This page is built to turn real GameSheet stats into player blurbs, awards, schedule notes, and very official nonsense.
Official vibe report
Stats imported
Season Schedule
Every stop on the grill tour.
Spring 2026 D League
Glizzies playoff tracker.
The league export can lag behind the schedule, so this section now tracks only the Glizzies results we can verify from the completed games. No more mixing old league rows with new Glizzies math.
5-5-1, won the latest one, playoff mode loaded.
The latest completed game on the schedule is a 4-1 win over the Zombonis. That puts the Glizzies at 40 goals for, 37 against, and back on the right side of the grill heading into the Salt Shakers playoff game.
Verified from the current completed GameSheet schedule.
Plus-3 goal differential. Chaotic, but still in the green.
The Zombonis win got the grill hot again.
Zombonis parked. Playoff mode loaded.
Thursday, June 4 at 9:30 PM on North Rink.
Updated from GameSheetStats and the current team schedule.
The Roster
Meet the bench, now with receipts.
Pulled from the Utah Glizzies Team Stats export on GameSheetStats. Everybody gets a spot here, even the players whose official stat line currently reads like a very peaceful evening.
Jared Aida
- G
- 7
- A
- 3
- PTS
- 10
Leads the team in goals and points, which means every scouting report starts with "please stop letting that guy get open."
Cole Embrey
- A
- 5
- GWG
- 2
- PTS
- 7
Two game-winners is not a personality, but it is a pretty good argument to keep showing up for the third period.
Rushton Hiltbrand
- GA
- 35
- SV%
- .839
- GAA
- 3.79
Eleven games in the crease and still willing to look defensemen in the eye. That is leadership or very generous forgiveness.
Meet Our Team
Nameplate origin stories.
Built from the team nameplate sheet, then lightly grilled until every player gets a legend instead of just a stat line.
Rushton has seen things.
Eleven games, 35 goals against, a 3.79 goals-against average, and a .839 save percentage. That is not a stat line, that is a crease employee asking for hazard pay.
Twenty-five skaters, one shared dream.
The Glizzies have 40 team goals, 16 different goal scorers, and enough zero-PIM skaters to make the penalty box feel oddly quiet.
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